I'm WEARING SLIPPERS. I am ****ing wearing SLIPPERS?!?!?!?!

I'm at work and I'M WEARING ****ING SLIPPERS?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I left my apartment, walked to the train, got on the train, rode the train, got off the train, WALKED INTO A ****ING STARBUCKS, walked down the street to my office WEARING ****ING SLIPPERS

WHAT THE H*LL IS WRONG WITH ME! And I just realize it NOW?!?!?!?!?! NOW!?!?!?!?!

THE MORNING IS OVER AND I JUST REALIZE THAT I'M WEARING ****ING SLIPPERS NOW!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!

WHAT AM I STONED?!?!?!

I'M WEARING SLIPPERS PEOPLE! SLIPPERS! FUZZY ****ING TERRY CLOTH FLIP FLOP SLIPPERS!

What the h*ll am I going to do? I really don't believe this. I'm wearing slippers. I got dressed and put on slippers?!?!?!? SLIPPERS!!!!!!!

Oh my ****ing God this is so embarrassing.

Slippers. ****ing slippers. Me. Wearing Them. Slippers. Right now. At work. Slippers.

What the hell am I gonna do? SLIPPERS PEOPLE!

I was sitting at my desk and I said to myself, "Wow, these shoes are really comfortable, which ones did I put on?"

Yeah, none. No shoes. Slippers!

SLIPPERS

There's a shoe store next to my office thank God. Holy ****. I can't believe I did this.

AND MY BOYFRIEND SAW ME LEAVE THIS MORNING!

I'm gonna freaking kill him.